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Gus Savoie's picture

Worst Fetid Nugget Ever

"You, in fact" He said extraneously, "are indistinguishable from dog vomit or diarrhea."

"And?" Josie made circles in the air with her hand, yellow rubber boots on her feet. She had me there.

Donald crossed the floor on his own feet. He moved with the loquacity of a ferret in law school.

"Puh-leeze." Josie's hand was having none of it. Not one bit.

Donald was nonplussed. Fortunately he was secretly prominussed and thus safe from implosion. Somebody was knocking on the door.