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Gratuitous Obscenities

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Employing Drug States

There was a room. It was on the ninth floor. It was empty of people. it smelled funny.

The door opened, Tonto rushed in, slammed the door behind him and stood there, pointing. "Fuck." he gasped for air. "Fuck." He said again.

"What is it?"

"Fuck." Tonto pushed back his expanding headband and blew out a long, O-shaped breath. "Ahh, fuckin.." His voice garbled into obscure humming between pouting lips.

"What!?" said Boner McFuck (Boner McFuck?)