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Stalker Prince2

Act 1 Scene 2

Lisonse leaves the community center on bike. Lisonse is shown riding subway. Once home, he logs on his computer and researches Mr.Walson.

Various minor articles are found. Community center contributions. Opponent of mandatory volunteering program. History in Survey Analysis. Business degree.

Lisonse is shown going to sleep in bed, then awaking at 6:00 AM. The refrigerator is opened. Food is taken out. Teeth are brushed and showers are taken. He grabs his other bike and heads out. Lisonse arrives at delivery hub and taps on staff door. Enter Mr. Chesney.

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Stalker Prince 1

Act 1 Scene1
Setting: Crowded party, full of chatter.

Protagonist is standing while sipping from cup. Mr. Richards taps him on the shoulder.

Mr. Richards: “I’ve been looking for you. I want to introduce someone to you.This is Mr.License.”

Lisonse: "Lisonse"

Mr.Walson: puts out hand to shake Lisonse's. “In any case, it’s a little peculiar to get a neighborhood transfer halfway through the season.”

Racism FTW

PROBABLY UNNECESSARY DISCLAIMER: This is satire. I am not a racist. But if you are easily offended by the use of ridiculous stereotypes regardless of context, you'd better not read any further.

INT. OFFICE BUILDING - OFFICE

The man, MR UNRACIST, is waiting for the man whose office this is.

Finally, a white business man wearing makeup to make him appear vaguely asian emerges from
the door and approaches him.

SARALYMAN
(enthusiastically)
Ah! HERRO!

Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks: Chapter One

Chick Lit takes a critical hit. Josie is your typical young goblin, selling freshly grilled human hearts outside the mall, trying to survive her ruthless family, and pining after that dreamy hobgoblin who just stomped into town. Each week (ha) in this podcast, she describes part of her story to you, another human whose heart she will soon be selling on a stick.